ChoiceoftheCat

30%offuntilOctober5th!Knockthingsover.Takeanap.Enslavehumanity.Power,fame,andcatnipareyoursforthelicking!"ChoiceoftheCat"isahilarious600,000-wordinteractivenovelbyJordanReyne,whereyourchoicescontrolthestory.It'sentirelytext-based,withoutgraphicsorsoundeffects,andfueledbythevast,unstoppablepowerofyourimagination.It'sthebiggesttext-basedcatsimulatoreverwritten;playitmanytimesasdifferentkindsofcat!Asarescuecat,lookingforafamilytoloveandobeyyouforever,youfindyourselfsharingahomewithafamilyonthebrinkofporce.You'lllearntomanipulateyourowners,theirneighbors,andeventheirotherpetstogetwhatyouwant.(Thehumansthinkthey'reincharge!Aren'ttheycute?)Showyournewfamilythemeaningofunconditionallove,rulebyfearalone,orplaythemagainstoneanotherforyouramusement.BecomeaYouTubesensationwhenvideosofyourlovableanticsgoviral,ormeddlefrombehindthethroneasyourownerfamilybeginstotakeoverthegovernment.Who'sanadorable,tyrannicalkitty?YOUARE.Willyousharpenyourclawsandmeteoutfelinejustice,ormelttheirheartswithpurrs,meows,andcuddles??Playasmaleorfemale,ordispensewithgenderconstructs?Enjoyoverhalfamillionwordscoveringcatlore,howtoruletheplanet,andwhattodowithadeadfish?Saveyourowners'marriagewithkindness,orripthemapartwithyourtinylittleclaws?Delvedeepintothepsycheofman'ssecondbestfriend,orbecometheirfirstbestfriend,ifPetethedogletsyou.?Takerevengeonthosewhocrossyouoryourallies,orrescuetheinnocentusingclever,quietertricks?Becomeaheroamongcats,orpickonhumans,andruthlesslydestroyatroubledmarriage?Enjoyluxuriouscarpets,curtainsripeforshredding,andbellyrubsfromyourowners?Shredandstealthings,markyourterritorystinkily,andcausefires?Messwithvitalpoliticalphonecalls--oroptforclevercalmingtacticssoyourhumansreachtheirgoals?Helpyourownerearnarecordingcontractfromthemusicmogulnextdoor,withthehelpofhiscatMinorbugfixes.