ImpossibleCastle:BAMBoys2

WelcometoisImpossibleCastle...Youarenotworthy.Seriously.Youshouldleavenow.Don'ttrythisgame.Idon'tknowwhatyouthinkthisgameis,butit'snotagamefornoobs,anditwillhauntyourdreams.Itmaylooklikeafriendlyoldplatformgame,itmaybringupfeelingsofnostalgiaandyourchildhood,butyou'rebeingmisled.Thisisnotaneasygame.Thisisnotafairgame.Thisisnotagamefortheweakorthefeeble.ThisisImpossibleCastle.Sohere'showitworks,allyouhavetodoissurviveyourwaythrougheachstageandreachthefinishline.Yourhighscoreisjusthowmanylevelsyoubeat.Ithasnothingtodowithhowmanycoinsyougetorpowerupsyougrab,howmanybaddiesyousquashorhowfastyourun.Nothingmatters,excepthowfaryouget.Soundseasy,right?Itain't.ThoughmanyhavetriedLevel1,fewhavesurvivedit.OnlyacouplehaveeverwitnessedtheendofLevel2.Legendhasit,agameronceplayedallnight,andwiththeperfectmixofjunkfoodandsleepdeprivationmanagedtobeatLevel3.Level4isimpossible.AndLevel5...?Level5isthestuffofmythandlegend;manydoubtthatitevenexists...Sotryifyouwant,butplayatyourownperil.Ascoreof1meansyousuck.Ascoreof2meansyou'reawesome.Ascoreof3entitlesyoutogloryandriches.Andascoreof4ormoremeansyou'relyingaboutyourscore.Morerules?Moreinstructions?Fine...HOWTOPLAY:*Tojumptaporholdtherightsideofthescreen.Togoleft,taporholdtheleftsideofthescreen.Youcanevenpressbothtojumpleft!*Togoright,donothing.Ifthat'stoohardforyou,that'sembarrassing*Everylifecomeswithadeathsentence.In15seconds,youwilldie,unlessyougrabacoinorpowerup,orsquashabaddie.Doingsoputsyourtimerbackto15.Nothardtodo,butI'msureyou'llforget*Youget10coinswhenyoupassthefinishlineofalevel...don'tletitgotoyourhead*100coinswillearnyouanextralife,buttrustme,you'llnevergetone*Levelsgetlongerandharderthefartheryougetinthegame,havefunwiththat*Levelsconstantlychangesogoodlucktryingtolearnthepatterns*Toturnthedifficultydownplayadifferentgame*Therearenocontinues***JETPACKS***Alrightyoubabies,here'sapowerup.Straparockettoyourbackandafterjumpingyoucantapthescreentohoverbriefly,givingyousomeslimchance(maybe)ofpassingalevel(finally).Ifyougethityou'llloseyourjetpack(youwill)buthell,we'llgiveitbacktoyouifyoupassthelevel.***5LIVES***Watchingyoudieisamusing.Soamusingwewanttoseeithappenmore.Hence,we'regivingyou5livesinsteadof3.Don'twaste'em!