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Competeagainstothersassysailorsinthissillysailinggame.Useyourrudderandsailtofindtheperfectwindinthistropicalparadise.Raceagainstotherplayersandfindoutwho'sthesilliestsailor.Unlockcontinuouslysillierships(andshoes)andafterawhileevenships(andsofas)withmultiplesails.Behindthesillyexteriorexistsasomewhat(notreally)realisticsailingsimulation.Shipswith:-Surprisinglysillyships!-Sassysailors!-Sturdysteering!-Supernaturalseas!-Sustainablesilliness!-Savvyseafaring!-Suspensefulsounds!-Suddensand!-Spontaneousseagulls!-Smoothscrolling!-Shinysausages!-Shakysealegs!-Saltyshores!-…stopreadingthisandplaythegame!